when you realize you have homework on a sunday night
is that gay porn again
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o
I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.
1. Mixing alcohol with diet coke will get you more drunk than mixing it with regular coke.
2. Some people aren’t antisocial, they’re just very selective when it comes to who they associate with.
3. A negative mind never gives you a positive life.
4. Once you realize you deserve better, letting go will be the best decision you will ever make.
5. What’s popular is not always right. What’s right is not always popular.
6. Recipe for relaxation: exhale completely, inhale for four seconds, hold your breath for seven seconds and exhale for eight seconds.
1. Putting vinegar on your nails before applying nail polish will make the polish last twice as long.
2. Put your perfume on first and then your lotion. Your scent will last longer.
3. If you have painful gas, lay on your back and lift your left knee to your chest. You’ll fart it right out.
4. If a friend is too proud to apologize for doing you wrong, that person is not your friend.
5. Sleep is the most important part of muscle recovery.